There's
little I can add to the flood of tributes, anecdotes and memories about the
broadcasting legend Sir Terry Wogan, whose death was announced this morning.
Sunday, 31 January 2016
Farewell Sir Terry
Saturday, 23 January 2016
The One with the Ostrich
All of a sudden Bernie Clifton, that's the one with the
ostrich not the chap with the emu, is back in the news. In the current series
of The Voice he turned up singing The Impossible Dream. The title turned
out to be prescient. No chairs turned. But he has released it as a single
anyway. Then earlier this week he was
the guest of Martin Kelner on BBC Radio Leeds.
Local radio listeners in South Yorkshire will know that Bernie
Clifton hasn't totally disappeared from public consciousness as he's presented a
weekly show, Live-ish, on BBC Radio
Sheffield for the last two years.
Clifton was at the height of his TV fame in the late 1970s
and 1980s when he first rode Oswald the Ostrich on Crackerjack appearing alongside Peter Glaze and Ed Stewart, and
then popping up on numerous variety shows. On national radio he was a regular
panellist on the comedy game show You've
Got to Be Joking and between 1982 and 1986 starred in three series for
Radio 2, Bernie Clifton's Comedy Shop.
The only recording I have of Bernie Clifton's Comedy Shop is that broadcast on 9 February 1984
(series 2 episode 3). Unfortunately it's on a cheap tape so the quality is a
bit iffy but as Radio 4 Extra is unlikely to give it a second outing I thought
I'd put it online. With Bernie are Pat Mooney, Tony Peers and Caroline Turner.
The show was produced by Mike Craig.
Postscript: I see that Radio 7/4 Extra have repeated an edition of Bernie's show as part of Open Mike: Mike Craig's Radio Memoirs. Does anyone have a copy please?
Wednesday, 20 January 2016
I've Started, So I'll Finish
So what would be your Mastermind
specialist subject? Me? I'd choose 'BBC radio comedy'. As that's a bit broad
perhaps concentrating on the 1950s to the 80s.
Or maybe I'd just narrow it down to The
Burkiss Way or perhaps Radio Active.
In the current series of Mastermind
on BBC2, which seems to have been going on for an age, two contestants have zoned
in on two particular comedy series of more recent vintage. From 4 September
2015 here's Rachael Neiman facing questions on John Finnemore's superb Cabin Pressure. Rachael is no stranger
to TV quizzes, having appeared on University
Challenge, Only Connect and in
two earlier series of Mastermind with
specialist rounds on Belle and Sebastian
and John Peel's Festive 50.
On 11 September 2015 Margaret Brown, a Mastermind virgin, took Old
Harry's Game as her specialist round.
At least one contestant has chosen BBC radio comedy as their
subject, and that was back in 1987, when finalist John Crippin faced questions
from Magnus Magnusson. Here's the audio for that round.
As for those passes, well unfortunately the audio cuts off
before Magnus gets chance to provide the answers. The gobbledygook speaker was,
of course, 'Professor' Stanley Unwin. The hand-picked half-wits on Ignorance is Bliss were Harold Berens,
Gladys Hay and Michael Moore (I had to look that one up). The sig tune of
Suzette Tarri also defeated me but its Red
Sails in the Sunset. The other impersonator who teamed up with David Evans
has me totally foxed, answers on a postcard please.
Thursday, 14 January 2016
Radio Lives - Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart
There's a whole generation that knows all the words to Three Wheels on My Wagon, My Brother and A Windmill in Old Amsterdam. We have Junior Choice, and Ed Stewart to thank (blame) for that.
Edward Stewart Mainwaring was born in Devon in 1941 though
the family moved to London soon after. Young Edward enjoyed listening to the
wireless, especially the comedy shows and the adventures of Dick Barton - Special Agent. "I was
preparing myself for a life in radio already by crawling behind the wireless
and pretending to be an announcer".
At school he was fanatical about sport, to the detriment of other
studies. In adult life Ed was a keen golfer, played football for the Showbiz XI
and, of course, the Radio 1 team, as well as cricket for the Lord's Taverners
and the Variety Club. He took up the double bass, apparently just because the
school orchestra didn't have anyone playing the instrument.
Ed had early ambitions to work for the BBC and managed to obtain
an audition with the Overseas Service at Bush House in 1961. They said he
didn't have enough experience and advised him to go abroad to get some. That
advice took him to Hong Kong, initially to join a band out there. Since leaving
school he'd been working for Keith Prowse Records and playing in a skiffle
group so the opportunity to play abroad seemed to satisfy both needs.
In the event the music gigs fell through but he managed to
blag his way into Radio Hong Kong by spinning the story that he'd actually
worked for the BBC. Ed was employed as an interviewer and sports reporter and
eventually an announcer. However his voice wasn't deemed suitable for
announcing: "too up and down, old boy" he was told, so he moved
across to Rediffusion's Blue Network. Here he was soon presenting music shows,
interviewing, announcing and newsreading on both radio and TV. From Rediffusion
he moved to one of the most popular music stations in Hong Kong simply called
Commercial Radio.
Feeling homesick Ed left Hong Kong in 1965, his passage back
to the UK was funded by Lufthansa in return for recording six promotional programmes
for the airline. Back in Blighty he joined the Central Office of Information in
their programme making department. Realising there may be opportunities on the
new offshore pirate stations Ed called in at Radio Caroline's offices; they had
no vacancies but sent him on to Radio London round at Curzon Street. His Hong
Kong experience standing him in good stead he joined the station in July 1965.
At Radio London he acquired his nickname of 'Stewpot' when
fellow DJ Dave Cash who, on witnessing Ed's ability to roll his stomach
muscles, exclaimed "When you do that, it looks like a stewpot". He
created the fictional Myrtle - "Hello Myrtle" becoming his catchphrase
until superseded by the falsetto "Morning" and a shouted
"Crackerjack" - and with Keith Shues cooked up the famous April Fool
'Radio East Anglia' stunt.
Ed stayed with Radio London until the bitter end, joining
Paul Kaye for the final hour on 14 August 1967. The forced closure did,
however, see him fulfil his ambition to join the BBC when he passed his
audition with producer Angela Bond and became part of that famous Radio 1
launch team.
Here are some clips of Ed from his Radio London days.
Ed's first appearance on the new pop network was on the second
day of broadcasting in the old Easy Beat
slot, now retitled Happening Sunday. Unfortunately
it only happened for a few weeks, he was shifted to one side to make way for
Kenny Everett. He continued to be one of the hosts of What's New (appearing on the show until 1969) but got a regular
programme when he replaced Leslie Crowther on Junior Choice in February 1968. It was Derek Chinnery who'd put his
name forward. "My wife heard him reading some requests recently and she
thinks he has the style we're looking for - more of an older brother than a
schoolmaster".
So started a 12-year stint as the children's favourite on a
show that, in the early 1970s enjoyed an audience of nearly 8 million. In truth
Junior Choice didn't just play those
novelty songs but featured the pop tunes of the day. Many of those classics had
previously been much requested on the old Children's
Favourites. But those elements of the show together with the Morningtown Ride theme and the cheeky
"allo darling" have remained part of Ed's broadcasting heritage in
the more recent annual revivals on Radio 2 some four decades later.
In this Radio 1 montage Ed plays some Junior Choice favourites: The Wombles, White Horses plus a bit of Bowie.
Ed's radio appearances weren't just restricted to Junior Choice. He was regularly on Radio 1 Club between 1969 and 1973,
there was Sunday Sport in summers of
1972 to 1975, from September 1973 he was the first presenter of Newsbeat and later with Sue Cook he co-presented Radio 1's first phone-in Personal Call (1979). He'd also
regularly deputise for David Hamilton on his afternoon show.
Meanwhile Ed was dipping his toes into television
presenting, initially for 'the other side', with Exit - The Way Out Show billed as the "fast-action quiz game
for the way-out generation" which, after a 10 week run, was indeed on its
way out. For Granada there was a junior version of Opportunity Knocks combined with a knockout quiz, called Anything You Can Do (1969). For the BBC
in 1970 Ed got his own show in 9-part series Ed and Zed! His sidekick was Zed the robot, voiced by Anthony
Jackson.
Ed was able to cement his position as a children's
entertainer when, in 1971, he was featured in the junior TV Times spin-off Look-In
with Stewpot's Look-out and later Stewpot's Newsdesk, the latter column
appearing each week until well into 1980. And, of course, there was Crackerjack, with Ed stepping into
Michael Aspel's shoes from 1974.
This Radio 4 programme from the Trumpton Riots series examines the Crackerjack phenomenon and was heard on 26 December 1997.
In December 1979 Ed left both Junior Choice and Crackerjack:
"My days as strictly a children's presenter were over. We all have to grow
up some time!" Now playing requests for the grown-ups over on Radio 2 The Ed Stewart Request Show kicked off
in January 1980, his first daily show after 13 years with the BBC.
Here are some clips from those early 80s afternoon shows.
Note the use of the theme, dropped in 1981 I think, Don't Run Away by the Pierre Lavin Pop Band, a show from Ascot
reminding us that Radio 2 was still the sports channel and finally, from July
1980, Ed continues to man the microphone for Much More Music when David Symonds is stuck in traffic .
This aircheck dates from 2 June 1981 by which time the
programme was re-titled The Ed Stewart
Show and had acquired the FamilyFavourites feature from Pete Murray's
Sunday Show. With Ed is Ian Thompson of Radio New Zealand.
This programme from 10 March 1982 comes from the Ideal Homes
Exhibition. No Family Favourites this
time but there is a feature called Continental
Call.
In January 1984 Radio 2 Controller Bryant Marriott was
minded to not renew Ed's contract. "Request programmes are old fashioned
and out-of-date and we must move on", he was told.
Now unemployed, Ed leapt at the chance to work for Radio
Mercury in Crawley when they launched in October 1984. Joining a team that
included Pat Sharp, Peter Young and Tony Myatt (with whom he'd worked back in
Hong Kong) Ed landed the weekday mid-morning show. As the biggest name at the
station Ed was chosen to launch proceedings on Saturday 24 October, however,
having prior golfing commitments in Spain, he had to record that opening show.
In 1990 Ed and Mercury parted company when, yet again, his
contract was terminated. Adamant that he wouldn't make another sideways move he
had to wait until the following year before he got the chance to re-join Radio
2. At first it was just the occasional show, but in the summer there was a
short run on Saturday afternoons and in October and November he took over the
mid-morning show from Judith Chalmers. By then he'd already been promised a
daily afternoon show starting the following January.
This is part of the second hour of Ed's return to Radio 2
with a late-night show on 30 March 1991 featuring famous duets.
From 31 August 1993 part of an afternoon programme starting
with a handover from Debbie Greenwood and featuring the Accumulator Quiz. With
music from Count Basie, Bobby Darin and Perry Como it's hard to imagine this
was indeed 1993. I should apologise for the fact that the recording ends on a
cliffhanger, that was the problem with recording on C90 cassettes.
At a time when BBC radio seemed to enjoy generous budgets
for OBs Ed's show took him to the Falkland Islands, Paris and technically
challenging broadcasts from Ben Nevis and Snowden. More prosaically I saw Ed
broadcast live from the Corner Cafe in Scarborough, though at the time of
writing I've yet to track down the photo I took.
By July 1999 it was time to move on again. Controller Jim
Moir was lining up Steve Wright for weekday afternoons so Ed was offered a
two-hour Sunday afternoon show, live from Birmingham. That slot had just been
occupied by Pam Ayres and before that Charlie Chester's Sunday Soapbox, so you can tell the age of listener they were
expecting to appeal to. As a carrot Ed was also offered Wogan's breakfast show
holiday cover, which he did during 1999.
Those Sundays shows ended in April 2006 when Johnnie Walker,
who'd given up Drivetime was offered an weekend show. This is Ed's final
programme in full. As ever he is the consummate professional to the end; he
acknowledges his time on Radio London and Radio 1 and signs of with Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.
Of course you can't keep a good broadcaster down. He popped
up English-speaking Spanish radio stations Spectrum FM and Coast FM. In
December 2006 Ed was heard on internet station Big L deputising for David
Hamilton, some things never change!
When Radio 2 celebrated its 40th anniversary on 30 September
2007 it decided to resurrect some old programmes, either inviting broadcasters
back to the station or running some archive recordings. At 10.00 am Stewpot was
back with a one-off Junior Choice,
this time assuredly nostalgic and just playing all the old favourites. Such was
the listener response that he was invited to do it all again for a Christmas
Day special. Thereafter, Junior Choice became a Christmas Day fixture each year until
his last broadcast just three weeks ago. It was the perfect accompaniment to
peeling the spuds and steaming the pud.
This is a recording of that 2007 special.
This is a recording of that 2007 special.
A week or so after Ed's last show he suffered a serious
stroke and was taken to hospital in Bournemouth. Last Saturday he passed away.
In a business where notoriously egos can clash Stewpot
remained great chums with many of his former colleagues. He regularly attended
reunions, indeed he'd been part of the Pirate Radio Essex broadcasts a few
years back, and he numbered David Hamilton and Pete Murray as close friends. Ed
had gained something of a reputation for never getting his wallet out - as
Diddy David once quipped 'what's the difference between Stewpot and a coconut,
you can get a drink out of a coconut' - but he was always generous with his
time and worked for many charities including the Grand Order of Water Rats of
which he had long been a member. This year he'd planned to continue his Stewpot's Music Quiz Tour and this
coming weekend he had been due to appear at the Radio Reunion event in London.
That event will now include tributes to both Ed and to David Bowie.
Radio 2 is planning to broadcast a programme in tribute to
Ed sometime next month. In the meantime I'll leave it to Paul Gambaccini to sum
up Ed's impact on British radio and with a tune that will bring back a pang of
nostalgia to all those who tuned into Radio 1 on Saturday and Sunday mornings
in the 1970s.
Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart
1941-2016
Bye-eee!
Radio London 5 July 1965 to 14 August 1967
Anything You Can Do
... 30 April to 30 July 1969 (subsequent series presented by Chris Kelly)
Junior Choice 24
February 1968 to 30 December 1979
Ed and Zed! 24
October to 19 December 1970
Crackerjack 3
January 1975 to 21 December 1979
Ed Stewart's Request
Show 21 January 1980, Re-titled The
Ed Stewart Show from 11 May 1981 when Family
Favourites became a feature on the programme. Final show 20 January 1984.
Ed Stewart weekday afternoon show: 6 January 1992 to 2 July
1999
Ed Stewart Sunday afternoon show: 4 July 1999 to 16 April
2006
With thanks to Noel Tyrrel
With thanks to Noel Tyrrel
Thursday, 7 January 2016
This is Valletta Calling
Whilst reading about or researching a certain generation of
broadcasters - I'm thinking of the likes Brian Matthew, David Jacobs, John Dunn,
Keith Skues, David Hamilton and Peter Donaldson - there's one common aspect to
their career: that they first gained their experience on the airwaves of British
Forces radio.
I was reminded of this last year whilst holidaying in Malta.
The island had been home to BFBS radio until 1979 so I set about discovering
more of the station's history.
The studios of BFBS Malta were in part of the barracks at St
Francis Ravelin in Floriana, a kilometre or so outside the walled capital of
Valletta. When the British forces vacated Malta in 1979 the building was handed
over to the Government and was now the base for the Malta Environment and Planning Authority. Finding the building should have been straightforward but I
lost my way and popped into a local newsagent for directions where I discovered
the Maltese refer to it as "meepa" rather than M.E.P.A.
I'd already arranged to have a quick look around the complex
and take some photos after getting the OK from Peter Gingell, the
Communications and PR Manager, rather than risk being stopped at the gate by
security or, worse, arrested by the Maltese Police. There's no obvious evidence
of the building's former use but the colonnaded arcades are immediately recognisable
from some of the old photographs I've seen online.
Malta's tiny size (if Sicily is the football to Italy's
boot, then Malta is a golf ball) belies its strategic and political
significance. Part of the British Empire since 1814 it played an important role
during the Second World War and endured continual bombardment for which the
island was awarded the George Cross.
In the aftermath of the war, in 1947, plans were made to
shift the base of the Forces Broadcasting Service for the Middle East to the
island. The studios would be based at St Francis Ravelin but the short-wave
transmitter site had been acquired by the Royal Artillery. Ultimately the idea
foundered due to lack of resources. There were plans for two continuity studios,
a control room and a recording channel but the delivery of the short-wave
equipment to Zonker Point delayed full transmissions until 1950. But by March
1951 the station was forced to close when the decision was made to shift
operations to Fayid in Egypt.
A radio service returned to Malta, albeit briefly, in 1953
at the insistence of Lord Louis Mountbatten, then Commander-in-Chief of the
Mediterranean Fleet. He decided that the fleet should have its own VHF radio
service. The MFBS broadcast from a studio in Lascaris Ditch (the site of the
war rooms that are now open to the public and are well worth a visit) with records
borrowed from FBS Tripoli and Transcription Service discs from the BBC.
I can't exactly establish when the MFBS closed, possibly it
was 1955 when Mountbatten moved on, but the Forces Broadcasting Service
returned to Malta in 1959, though again it was beset with funding problems. In
1963 the BFBS Director noted that the Maltese service had "inadequate
staff and obsolete technical facilities." Further funding was agreed but
it was not until 1967 when equipment was returned from Nairobi and Tripoli that
the studios and transmitter got an upgrade.
Malta gained independence in 1964 but British forces
remained in place. The importance of a properly equipped station with
professional broadcasters, rather than relying on volunteers, was seen as
crucial especially in times of an "internal security situation", as they
euphemistically called any local unrest. New staff were in place and a stereo
VHF service was eventually in operation on 2 June 1970 when the London-based Family Favourites presenter Michael
Aspel (below with Ted King and Kay Donnelly) formally opened the new studios.
The British presence in Malta, and with it the BFBS station,
seemed to be coming to an end when Dom Mintoff's Labour Government was elected
in June 1971 and he called for all British troops to leave by January, later
moved to March, of the following year. In 1972 BFBS managed to broadcast an
edition of Family Favourites from HMS
Bulwark, moored in the Grand Harbour for the evacuation. However, at the
eleventh hour Mintoff struck a deal with the UK and NATO allowing the service
to stay; BFBS Malta re-opened for business that June.
In January 1978 the station refreshed its sound with longer
programme sequences and round the clock broadcasting (the so called Format 77). That same year RichardAstbury, who would become a very familiar name to BFBS listeners around the
world, arrived in Malta. He was briefed that British Forces would indeed be
pulling out as soon as practicable. The political situation was becoming more and
more tense and that summer Astbury was asked to drop any news about Malta from
the news bulletins. At the time the station relied on the 'rip and read' teleprinter service
of the BBC's General News Service during the day and carried a relay of the
World Service overnight.
The situation came to a head in July 1978 when a news story
came through about Dom Mintoff's daughter having been arrested in London for
throwing horse manure from the Public Gallery in the House of Commons. Richard
Astbury checked whether the World Service had carried it, which it had, so he
included it in a bulletin. That evening he was summoned to report to the
British High Commissioner who told him that the Foreign Office had ordered that
BFBS should cease broadcasting from midnight. Escorted back to the studios he
did indeed close it down. For the next three months nothing but a test tone was
broadcast.
Eventually, by October, the ban was lifted and BFBS Malta
continued for its final six months. In March 1979 the British had withdrawn and
again it fell to Richard Astbury to do the honours: "Queues of locals
turned up at the front door with flowers and gifts to say thank you and
farewell. Having made the closing announcement we threw a cocktail party for
friends of the station and it was almost over. The following afternoon I met
representatives from the Malta government and handed over the keys. BFBS Malta
closed for good."
This audio is provided by Juergen Boernig of the BFBS RadioShow Archive:
With thanks to Peter Gingell of MEPA, Juergen (JP) Boernig at Radio International and Alan Grace author
of The Link with Home - Sixty Years of
Forces Radio (BFBS 2003)
Friday, 1 January 2016
Can I Take That Again? - Part 1
Bloopers. Cock-ups. Radio fails. Call them what you will,
with so much live radio things can, and do, go wrong. In this short series of
posts I'll be recalling the times when broadcasters really wished thay could
take that again.
For many years the principle archivist of radio gaffs was
Jonathan Hewat (pictured above). He collated compilations initially for BBC Radio Bristol and
then on Radio 2 (Can I Take That Again?)
and Radio 4 (Bloopers) as well as a
series of tapes and CDs for the British
Wireless for the Blind.
I'll be posting editions of Can I Take That Again? in the coming weeks but in the meantime he's
a one-off programme from 1991 titled New
Year's Resolutions for Broadcasters. Heard on Radio 2 on 30 December 1991
it features some well-known examples of the genre including the infamous 'leg
over' incident.